I was in the mall this weekend with my bro, when all of a sudden he jumps on my back and we both fall to the floor. I looked at him like "What the flagnog?" He just points at something in front of me. So I turn around and what do I see? This 16-year-old looking boy that looks like the Real Slim Shady! So logically I ran over to him and said. "Woah you're hot." Then I asked his name he said "Do I know you?" And I said "Nope." So he looked at me for a second. Then raises his eyebrow, scrunches his eyebrows, and then just smiles and says.." Stephan." (Stef-On. Sorta.) Welp that's life. Bye!
~Jase