I'm Charlie, i hate my life because Shrek cheated on me :( 
Veggietales is my favorite anime ;)
Number fifteen ; Burger king foot lettuce, the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someones foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you gaEyEt. A 4chaner uploaded a photo - anonymously- to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement :
"This is what you eat at burger king."
Admittedly, he had shoes on, but that's even worse-