I see I have finally cornered you into my little corner of the world. Aha, you may THINK it was just an accident, that you just stumbled here on accident - but you would be very wrong. I have planned this day to go accordingly, and years of planning seems to have finally paid off. 

I must thank you, then I must request you read. Read a thousand words, a million, and consume them all. That is what they were created for, so that is what you shall do! 

So, if you're hungry for words right now, I must also request you read something of mine. I assure you, there is nothing dangerous about the words I've written. It's just solely there for your consumption. 

Read on, fellow word-junky. Consume those words!