Ok, how do I fit something about me into 2000 characters? How is that even possible? For God's sake I could probably write a whole book about me, but I don't want to seem self centered. Ugh! I don't know what to say! I want to say something ABOUT me but I don't want to be too open, because, well it's the internet, who knows who's out there? Are you a creepy stalker reading this right now? Are you some strange pervert? I don't know! If only I actually understood myself! That might help... Probably. Aww, half my characters are gone already and I haven't said even one thing about me! Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Wow. That's a long um... Maybe I should stop rambling and actually say something useful that you guys could use to learn SOMETHING about me with? Nah, don't really feel like it. Yet. Wow, I've got loads of stuff left to write in, well I probably would if I stopped rambling, but anyone (BEN) who knows me (EMILY) will know that that will NEVER happen in a million years. Maybe I should wait that long to see what happens? Nope, I'd probably be dead by then. Maybe I should just write whatever pops into my head, until I have nothing left to say? CHEESE! UNICORNS! BOB! POTATO! I think I've had enough of being random. 

HA! Gotcha!  

Maybe... Nah... What if... No... I could... Not worth it... Um, I don't know. Maybe I should start talking about me? But I don't know what to say! Ummm, I like... nah. Um. GLASSES! What on earth was that? Um, I have no idea what I'm doing... I NEED HELP! Probably mental help... Oops, maybe I should shut up now... Nah, I'm going to keep rambling! :) I just realized  that if you're still reading this then you are absolutely AWESOME! And probably have nothing better to do. Sorry... :/
200 characters left, um where to begin? Maybe the dinosaurs? Nah, too far back... Maybe when I was born? Nope, too personal, even I don't remember that, um, how about this: I LOVE BLACK VEIL BRIDES!