Hi, Ummmm so I really suck at introductions(Ha, almost like I really suck at talking to guys but I still do it) so uh yeah? Honestly, I'm not a huge fan of 1D (No offense to all the fans out there) but their music isn't really my style.

So why the hell are you writing a book about some crazy kidnapper chick being kidnapped by one of my least favourite bands? Easy. I wanted to write a Humor story so my friends thought that we should put some topics into a hat and pick one out. So guess which one I got? Fanfiction. 
Yeah
Fanfiction. HA. Well this story sure as hell isn't going into fanfiction. IT'S A GOIN INTO HUMOR.
Then we put a bunch of bands in a hat and I got 1d So yeah

The Story of My Life.

See what I just there?
No? It's lame? Ok
Wow
Uh yeah
Bye I guess...