*eternal screaming* 
"I like sweet things, which is why I don't like myself."

"Life is like a tapestry and I don't know shit about weaving so no wonder its so terrible"

"What game are we gonna play?"
"The inescapable inevitability of death."
"Oh"

"I wanna suplex someone but I'm weak AF"

"The delivery boy looked cute so I ordered one of him."

"At this point tired is just part of my personality."