Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw
My name is Cheese
*panicked honk*
I'm basically a fight me meme
Pepper jack cheese is my life
Fight me
No
Wait
I am a good 'lil bean
Luv me
Angry people make me laugh
I am the greatest of all evils
I am independently owned and operated thanks
When life gives u lemons u read them
Everything about Hadifer is angry sex and it's great
Heck
I'm past patiently waiting I'm passionately smashing every expectation every action is an act of creation
I am so gay [lowkey actually ace]
Send help
"When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."
- Grumpy Princess
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ChildOfTheCheese
Sep 27, 2017 03:28AM
I have to write an essay for mandarin based of health shit we learned from a kid's song and literally the only thing I remember is the verbal translation for what is roughly, "swing your head and sha...View all Conversations
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Okay @rotXinXpieces idk how to get these to you in any other way so here you go you wonderful human you