My name is Emiliah Balderdash, also known as Quemily, Moppy and The Patonator. If you want the history of any of those names then please ask. 

I don't like talking about myself on the spot. I'm under too much pressure. I feel like I should talk about books...but I don't think I read anything anyone will know, or care about. I have nothing interesting to say. Except time travel. Talking about time travel is always fun. Now, you may think I sound like some nerdy emo. I'm normally more charismatic than this. Sorry. I told you not to put me on the spot, it's your own fault.

Well, I'm on two quests:
-Genetically engineer a dragon. It could happen.
-Bring the words "thus", "ergo" and "hence" back into fashion. Please help me on this quest. People of the world, unite!

I do read the best books ever. A Song of Ice and Fire! (AKA Game of Thrones) Not for younger readers, but still, I really love the series. There's the same appeal as Lord of the Rings, which is also awesome. Wow, I'm such a nerd...

People seem to be under the impression that nerdy girls (like me) are sexy, but I'm really not. I'm not a hipster-type nerd, I'm a nerdy-type nerd. A proper nerd. The kind of nerd who likes to draw fantasy maps in her free time and is in love with book characters.

<3 Emiliah and Jaime Lannister and Sherlock and Aragorn and Spock and Michael Thompson<3
Yeah, it's a very twisted relationship.

- Me- House Stark (I love wolves, but not werewolves)
- @FusedShadow- House Martell (She will kill you with her awesome)
- @Beanmahchine5- House Mormont (She reads GoT too!)
- @Chezzy6- House Tyrell (She can eat a whole doughnut without licking her lips. True story.)
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