My name is Simone
I sometimes write 
Slitherin (yes I took the pottermore quiz)
That's all you need to know

"One of the greatest pieces of advice I've ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a little kid there was a kid who was bugging me at school and she said "Okay, I'm gonna tell you what to do. If the kid's bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock..."
― Johnny Depp