Chris Ganz

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Thread Title: “Unspoken: A Tale of Silent Love - Male POV Poetry”
          
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          Some stories scream.
          Mine stays silent – but it bleeds through every word.
          
          “Unspoken: A Tale of Silent Love” is my poetic take on a love that ended with betrayal… and began my rebirth.
          If you’ve ever been broken by someone you protected, this one’s for you.
          
          I poured my heart into this piece, and I’d love to hear your thoughts. If you relate to it or if it resonates with you, feel free to share your experiences.
          
          Link to Story: Unspoken: A Tale of Silent Love. https://www.wattpad.com/story/392804964?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=ShadowofSpirit

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was working at Oktoberfest at my local German club, and my mom attempted to get me to flirt with this really hot cop? Yeah, that's a thing in my biography. 
          
          Once upon a time in Cincinnati, Ohio, late August, 2025, I was working multiple shifts at my local German society. Me and my mom were working in the volunteer check in Booth with our buddies.
          
          I, being the man-loving, romance-starved opportunist I am, stared at the gorgeous Germanic men around me. Everything was normal.
          
          Of course, at any large event such as Oktoberfest, there are bound to be cops, or as I like to call some of them, "Hot Uniformed Alphas" I don't even remember where I first saw. My mom probably spotted him, and pointed him out to me.
          
          I saw him, and I simped like usual. He was definitely Germanic in origin, because me and my mom both found him attractive, and the only short haired men we find attractive are German men, and he looked like one.
          
          The day and evening went on, and I openly thirsted over him in front of my mom, and our pals, because I like being teased about such embarrassing things. I'm very open about who I find handsome and appealing. 
          
          Anyway, we were scheduled to work until eleven o'clock at night in another booth - the food booth - and it was loads of fun. Anyway, I forgot to mention the main antagonist of this not-fairy-tale of mine. The president of the club. Kevin.
          
          Kevin is a cantankerous, intelligent older man, who rules the club with an iron fist, and we love (And fear) him for it. He loves to get under my skin, and pick on me. It's all in good fun though. Anyway, he wants me to be an official member of the society, which I will be soon.
          
          The night went on in the heat of August, and Germanic bliss, when Kevin showed up with the police sergeant to "Arrest me for not being a member" Well, my mom thought it would be so funny to go up to the sergeant, and ask who the hot cop was. I begged her not to, but I was beaming on the inside.

Anyway, my mom, Kevin, and the sergeant were talking, while I stayed hidden like the fearless warrior I am, cringing my pants. My mom came back over, and I was in a daze from the night heat, and my own embarrassment and horniness. 
          
          I knew. I KNEW that the sergeant was gonna come back with one of the officers, I just knew it. My mom didn't think so though. My theory was proven correct, when the sergeant came back five minutes later with an officer. 
          
          But it wasn't the same hot toddy I'd been gawking at all evening. He was a good deal older looking, and his arms were covered in tattoos (Not my thing) Me and my mom had to awkwardly tell this old sergeant that he was the wrong guy, and that the fella I'd been admiring didn't have tats, and was younger. What a bubble burster for that poor cop.
          
          Well, he left, and with my earlier hypothesis proven correct, I knew it was only a matter of time before the sergeant came back with another officer. I was thoroughly dead inside, and also thrilled.
          
          And then... the epic finale. He came back, and he came with the handsome beefcake of a cop. I freaked out, because no matter how much of a men's lady  I am, I am also the rizzless wonder. I considered hiding under the counter of the booth. Deadass.
          
          Mom tried to get me to go talk to him, because of my skill issue at flirting, but I stayed back, terrified of Mr. Sexy. So mom went right up to him, and I don't know what she said. A truly terrifying mystery. She probably told him something about how I'd been ogling him the whole day. 
          
          I vented my terror to the cashier girl at the counter, about the whole thing. She was all like, "Cops are hotttt" and I was all like, "Totally, but my mom is my bestie/sister, so this is betrayal" 
          
          So then, mom and Officer Hot Pants came strutting up, killing my brain and soul, and it's kinda all a blur.  I probably made some weird, animalistic, dying noise. What a sexy mating call, am I right? *Dies*

But then one of my pals working in the booth had me take a picture of him and Officer Beefcake, where they made it look like he was being arrested/choked. Men.
          
          Did you guys know I can't blush? Yeah. So even though this was undoubtedly one of my biggest blunders with the opposite sex, my face didn't betray me. I have no idea what I said, if anything to that cop, but he knew I found him attractive. He knew. *Blushes on the inside*
          
          But as it turned out, he is married, and has four kids *Boo hoo TT*
          
          He left, I died on the inside, while also being on an adrenaline high, which is like an aphrodisiac to me in these situations, and my mom thought it was just hilarious. This just proves I have a very twisted humiliation/degradation kink.
          
          Later that night, as me and mom are feeling like we're gonna die from the summer heat, the sergeant came back and told me "That officer said he'd give me a ride home, if I'd like" I died on the inside for the hundredth time that evening, and made some distressed, embarrassed noise, while burying my face in my hands, and my mom thought it was hilarious.
          
          Dad was to pick us up that evening, and I was gonna get him, because I love trolling him with my non-escapades, and because my dad hates cops. He picked us up, I was beaming, on top of the world. I told him all about it, and oh, if only you guys had been there when he said "A COP?!" He went into Lonnie Kaiser Mode.
          
          I, on the other hand, had gone into Samantha Fox - Touch Me (I Want Your Body) Mode. The officer had become a sort of muse for me. I occasionally have dreams about him.
          
          So, I know what you're probably thinking: Was this the inspiration for To Protect And Love? No. I already had the idea, and was dead set on writing it, but this incident fueled me to write it when I did. 
          
          So, I was not arrested to this cop's bedroom, but rather given a life sentence of mom/cop induced cringe. I owe him a box of donuts for the memories, and inspiration. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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