Hi, I write anything from Xenofiction, to Romance, to War stories, to Dramedy, to Fantasy, Sci-fi and Shitposts. I'm passionate about Germany, it's culture, and it's people, linguistics, music, especially 80s hair metal, movies, singing opera music and rock 'n' roll, and my comic books!
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I'm a straight Christian woman who adores German men!
Trust your gut, not what you're told
Life Motto: Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life
Live for the truth, or die trying
Favourite bands:
Scorpions
W.A.S.P.
Cinderella
Nightwish
Black Veil Brides
Future World Music
Genesis
Heart
Rush
Saxon
Spirit animal and mental state: 𒅌
I love obscure bands, movies, actors, and media of any sort
Currently simping like a weakling for Tom Wlaschiha
Favourite movie: Mannerherzen Und Die Ganz Ganz Grosse Liebe
My country of origin: The SCP Foundation. I am an escaped specimen. Classification: Keter.
If you cannot reach me, I'm either trapped in a liminal space, or on my honeymoon with Rudolf Schenker 💗
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