Hi, I write anything from Xenofiction, to Romance, to War stories, to Dramedy, to Fantasy, Sci-fi and Shitposts. I'm passionate about my country, Germany, it's culture, and it's people, linguistics, music, especially 80s hair metal, movies, singing opera music and rock 'n' roll, and my comic books!
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I'm a straight Christian woman who adores German men! 🇩🇪
Trust your gut, not what you're told
Life Motto: Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life
Live for the truth, or die trying
Favourite bands:
Scorpions
W.A.S.P.
Cinderella
McAuley Schenker Group
Nightwish
Black Veil Brides
Future World Music
Genesis
Heart
Rush
Saxon
Spirit animal and mental state: 𒅌
I love obscure bands, movies, actors, and media of any sort
Simp Status: Somewhere between Tom Wlaschiha, and Rudolf Schenker. 😩
Favourite movies: Mannerherzen, and Mannerherzen Und Die Ganz Ganz Grosse Liebe.
My country of origin: The SCP Foundation. I am an escaped specimen. Classification: Keter.
If you cannot reach me, I'm either trapped in a liminal space, or on my honeymoon with Rudolf Schenker 💗
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- JoinedMarch 7, 2025
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