Hi, I write anything from Xenofiction, to Romance, to War stories, to Dramedy, to Fantasy, Sci-fi and Shitposts. I'm passionate about my country, Germany, its culture, and its people, linguistics, geography, music, especially 80s hair metal, movies, singing opera music and rock 'n' roll, and my comic books!
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I'm a straight Christian woman who adores German men!  🇩🇪

Trust your gut, not what you're told

Life Motto: Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

Live for the truth, or die trying

Favourite bands:
Scorpions
W.A.S.P.
Cinderella
McAuley Schenker Group
Nightwish
Black Veil Brides
Kiss
Future World Music
Genesis
Heart
Rush
Saxon
Queensrÿche

Spirit animal and mental state: 𒅌

I love obscure bands, movies, actors, and media of any sort

Simp Status: Somewhere between Tom Wlaschiha, Phil "Philthy Animal" Taylor, and Rudolf Schenker. 😩

Favourite movies: Mannerherzen, and Mannerherzen Und Die Ganz Ganz Grosse Liebe.

Things I'm allergic to: K-Pop, Rap, Hip Hop, Modern Pop, history books, modern Disney, feminists, wokeness, MAGA, and stupidity in general.

My country of origin: The SCP Foundation. I am an escaped specimen. Classification: Keter.

If you cannot reach me, I'm either trapped in a liminal space, or on my honeymoon with Rudolf Schenker 💗
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