Come and Test Your Reading Skills, I dare you to try and read my book! I doubt you will get past all the spelling errors but I have faith that you'll get agitated within the first Chaaappteeeer!! Ha Doubt and Faith in the same sentence! How reassuring...

Ever feel like you are being watched, followed or stalked? 
Sorry, I'll try to stop, gosh this is going to be hard since I have gotten quite used to following random people. If you want to join the subtle stalkers club, feel free to follow me anytime. I swear I won't press charges...
That sounds shady...
dammit, I should stop typing, I'm only making things worse.

Look I am not some weirdo, well I am weird... that's not the point, All I AM IS A self-processed shitty writer. Fuck I shouldn't swear. Well, I did swear to you all...


What the fuck I am I doing? Please someone tell me, am I crazy or just... insane? Oh, and if call me crazy I'll murder everyone you know, even though I don't know who you are... I'll do it, I will. :)
Well?