Well.
I see you've found me.

Uhm hi. I'm Claire..
I write a freakishly abnormal amount of fanfiction. I'm a sci-fi/ fantasy geek. Problem? 
Are you asking to be shot with a Dalek heat ray? Or, you know, I could call in an Orc, if you prefer mutilation to incineration... 
Also, I cry about books. Problem? Sectumsempra. 
I write some original shiz too, but it's if it's an original, it's bound to be about 
1; The Paranormal.
2; Zombies.  
3; Aliens. 
...and that's about it. 
ermahgherd I think it's about time I list my fandoms. 
Brace yourself.
1; ∂σ¢тσя ωнσ
2; тσя¢нωσσ∂-  Ianto Jones is mah baby. 
3; ѕυρєяиαтυяαℓ
4; ѕнєяℓσ¢к
5; ѕтαя тяєк
6; тнє ωαℓкιиg ∂єα∂
7; ѕтαя ωαяѕ
8;мαяνєℓ
9; уσυтυвє
10; тнє ℓσя∂ σf тнє яιиgѕ
I missed so many.. I would continue but I'm too lazy. 
I fear our time together is drawing to a close. Farewell, my friend. May the force be with you. May the odds be ever in your favor. Live long and prosper. ..er.. Rose Tyler, I-.. Goodbye, John.
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