Hello wonderful people! Today I bestow upon you the gift of my presence with the happy news that I will stay on the internet, reading erotic fanfiction written by eleven to hundred year-olds until my body withers away and all that is left is my soul. Then I will haunt the internet in my hunger for revenge on all hate and turn your eyes into cubes if you stay on it too long. Goodnight, people of the Earth, and may you be dead long before that time comes.
With love,
Nora