Daughter: Mom, I'm pregnant.
Mom: I told you, when a guy touches your boobs: you say 'Don't'
when he touches your nether regions you say: 'Stop'
Daughter: I did.
But he touched both at the same time, all that came out was: 'Don't stop, Don't stop
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