Bean_Blast

Alright, so seeing how the first chapter is going, there is one thing that is clear to me.
          
          This is going to be long.
          
          Usually, for the first book, I tried to keep it to a 2000 word minimum. Usually I went over, but that's not what matters. 
          
          Each chapter in the new one is going to be 4k MINIMUM. The first chapter is shaping up to be 10k since I'm barely halfway done and 5k words deep.
          
          I forgot how friggin hard writing was man.
          
          But I love hard things.
          
          Depending on how much writers block I get, the first chapter is set to be finished in a week or so. I wanted to come out with three chapters and the sneak peek, but it would lowkenuinely take like three weeks if I tried to do that. Maybe I still will. I dunno. I'm a creature of not having habits.
          
          Also, I changed the writing style.

Dude, this first chapter is gonna be like 10k words. Fuck!!!

Alright, since I hate my friggin' life and I have too much time on my hands (Also since the story is going to be remade), I guess I'll do a Q&A. Ask me about my thought process in certain parts, the context of certain jokes, or what I jork it too (Don't ask this. You don't wanna know and we'll both look weird).
          
          Ask away, chuds.

I don't wanna keep writing this bro ts so buns  I can either:
          
          A: Keep writing and try to salvage the story with all its inconsistencies.
          
          B: Just FREAKING skip to Splatoon 3.
          
          C: Just rewrite the whole damn thing and make it actually connect with each other and have a solid understanding of where the story wants to go and what it wants to do.
          
          I don't like any of these options, but I WANT to keep writing!!!
          
          This isn't a poll or anything, I'm just complaining about my shitty writing.

I'm back from my break. I gotta catch up on my own god damn story to see what bullshit I left behind. See you soon!

Bro u still there or u still enjoying ur break?

Good afternoon, so I am currently looking for requests for my splatoon characters x human reader book, and I'd like to know if you're interested in sending one (the rules are in the book)

What is up, Fartnite gamers. I know I've been M.I.A. for like... half a year at this point. And I have a good reason! So, back when I was a sophomore and junior, I was going through some shit and ended up skipping basically those entire years. So, yeah. If you can put two and two together, I have been making up all my lost credits. I had 23 classes to make up. But, I'm finally about to finish before Christmas break. If you want the specifics, I've got seven classes left, but I'm on that grind, so it's gonna be smooth sailing unless I kill myself or something.
          
          I've also got other things I've gotta work on, too. Like, adult things, cause I'm an adult now. I've gotta get a job in this stupid fucking recession, I've gotta learn how to drive, renew my passport, get an ID... fuck, I hate the United States right now. Please come back Obama. I wanna order stuff from Japan without having to pay 20999 extra in shipping.
          
          I'm sorry for not talking at all. Writing squid fanfiction wasn't exactly on my priority list these past few years. It's a shame, too, I read back on some of these chapters, and I find them funny, but I know I could do better. I'm not gonna reboot the series. Hell fucking no, not for like... at least a year. But I should at least fucking finish it and start on Splatoon 3 already before even considering a stupid reboot.
          
          Anyways, this is just a, "Hey, I'm still alive, and the story isn't abandoned." I wouldn't abandon the god damn story. It always pissed me off whenever these things abruptly ended. And if by some act of Satan I do end it, I'd at least tell you the plans I had. 
          
          Anyways,
          
          See You Later, Space Cowboy.
          
          P.S. Also, yeah, I'm working a bit on uhh... the next chapter. It's gonna be a big one, maybe 10k words-ish. Don't expect it soon, though.

Hey, gang, I'm basically free to do whatever the hell I want right now. I ain't got no job at the moment. It's summer break. So, I'm gonna start finally working on some damn chapters again. I'm gonna plan these out, though. I don't wanna fuck around and make some mid shit, so its prolly gonna take a bit longer before any chapters come out. But, they'll probably be better. Also, as a heads up, I've already got ideas cooking up for Splatoon 3 book. Just wait. Later.

Sorry for the lack of updates, I'm tryna fucking graduate and not be a bum.