Cnnd_Beans

Horrible news for thr unemployed.
          
          My hand is so fucked up that I need physical therapy, writing wont continue until further notice.
          
          Also,
          
          I'm SO BORED!! I can't play games, I can't draw, I can barely fucking put pants on, I hate it.
          
          I'll probably announce when my fingers are able to do anything, but right now I'm basically a cripple.

Update!
          
          I had to get surgery (metal plates and screws to keep my bones in place), and after a long and arduous insurance process, got it sorted out and had it. I'm now in the recovery process.
          
          As for the story...
          
          I'll be coming back sooner than expected. I broke my wrist, but miraculously, my nerves, blood vessels, and all the other important stuff are perfectly fine. They gave me a temporary cast, and in 11 days, I'll get a more "permanent" one. That one will let me use my fingers, so I'll be able to type. Don't worry, doctor said so, I'm not breaking any rules. I'll just have to hold my phone awkwardly.
          
          As for right now, I'll probably start planning out the rest of the story. I have an ending in mind, one that'll lead into splat 3, but as for the in-betweens... well, I've got time right now to plan them out.
          
          Thanks for hearing my ramblings! Later.

Hey, guys, I know nobody wants to hear this, especially so soon after the new story started, but it will slow down and/ or stop for a couple months.
          
          I broke my wrist. Bad.
          
          Sorry, really.

I've spent an obscene amount of money on old Mario plushies.
          
          I don't regret it.
          
          Also, I've started working on the next chapter. (Around 1000 words as I speak.) I don' know how long I'm gonna make it. Not 10k, but definitely more than 4k. Maybe 5 - 7 thousand this time around. No promises.
          
          My goal from now on is to get at LEAST two, MAYBE three, chapters out a month. No specific days, because I write as I can, when my brain is actually coming up with creative and witty jokes.

It's out.
          
          10990 words.
          
          Read it.
          
          Please.
          
          It took so long.

Alright, so seeing how the first chapter is going, there is one thing that is clear to me.
          
          This is going to be long.
          
          Usually, for the first book, I tried to keep it to a 2000 word minimum. Usually I went over, but that's not what matters. 
          
          Each chapter in the new one is going to be 4k MINIMUM. The first chapter is shaping up to be 10k since I'm barely halfway done and 5k words deep.
          
          I forgot how friggin hard writing was man.
          
          But I love hard things.
          
          Depending on how much writers block I get, the first chapter is set to be finished in a week or so. I wanted to come out with three chapters and the sneak peek, but it would lowkenuinely take like three weeks if I tried to do that. Maybe I still will. I dunno. I'm a creature of not having habits.
          
          Also, I changed the writing style.

Dude, this first chapter is gonna be like 10k words. Fuck!!!

Alright, since I hate my friggin' life and I have too much time on my hands (Also since the story is going to be remade), I guess I'll do a Q&A. Ask me about my thought process in certain parts, the context of certain jokes, or what I jork it too (Don't ask this. You don't wanna know and we'll both look weird).
          
          Ask away, chuds.

I don't wanna keep writing this bro ts so buns  I can either:
          
          A: Keep writing and try to salvage the story with all its inconsistencies.
          
          B: Just FREAKING skip to Splatoon 3.
          
          C: Just rewrite the whole damn thing and make it actually connect with each other and have a solid understanding of where the story wants to go and what it wants to do.
          
          I don't like any of these options, but I WANT to keep writing!!!
          
          This isn't a poll or anything, I'm just complaining about my shitty writing.

I'm back from my break. I gotta catch up on my own god damn story to see what bullshit I left behind. See you soon!