Bean_Blast

Good afternoon, so I am currently looking for requests for my splatoon characters x human reader book, and I'd like to know if you're interested in sending one (the rules are in the book)

What is up, Fartnite gamers. I know I've been M.I.A. for like... half a year at this point. And I have a good reason! So, back when I was a sophomore and junior, I was going through some shit and ended up skipping basically those entire years. So, yeah. If you can put two and two together, I have been making up all my lost credits. I had 23 classes to make up. But, I'm finally about to finish before Christmas break. If you want the specifics, I've got seven classes left, but I'm on that grind, so it's gonna be smooth sailing unless I kill myself or something.
          
          I've also got other things I've gotta work on, too. Like, adult things, cause I'm an adult now. I've gotta get a job in this stupid fucking recession, I've gotta learn how to drive, renew my passport, get an ID... fuck, I hate the United States right now. Please come back Obama. I wanna order stuff from Japan without having to pay 20999 extra in shipping.
          
          I'm sorry for not talking at all. Writing squid fanfiction wasn't exactly on my priority list these past few years. It's a shame, too, I read back on some of these chapters, and I find them funny, but I know I could do better. I'm not gonna reboot the series. Hell fucking no, not for like... at least a year. But I should at least fucking finish it and start on Splatoon 3 already before even considering a stupid reboot.
          
          Anyways, this is just a, "Hey, I'm still alive, and the story isn't abandoned." I wouldn't abandon the god damn story. It always pissed me off whenever these things abruptly ended. And if by some act of Satan I do end it, I'd at least tell you the plans I had. 
          
          Anyways,
          
          See You Later, Space Cowboy.
          
          P.S. Also, yeah, I'm working a bit on uhh... the next chapter. It's gonna be a big one, maybe 10k words-ish. Don't expect it soon, though.

Hey, gang, I'm basically free to do whatever the hell I want right now. I ain't got no job at the moment. It's summer break. So, I'm gonna start finally working on some damn chapters again. I'm gonna plan these out, though. I don't wanna fuck around and make some mid shit, so its prolly gonna take a bit longer before any chapters come out. But, they'll probably be better. Also, as a heads up, I've already got ideas cooking up for Splatoon 3 book. Just wait. Later.

Sorry for the lack of updates, I'm tryna fucking graduate and not be a bum.

Okay, guys, I sold tbh. As you could probably tell, I was PLANNING on finally making a comeback the 7th, but I was busy directing the school play for the final days. So, that caught up with me. The 7th was also my birthday, so I'm now 18. I'm officially old. And now that I'm not busy directing, I should have a lot more free time. Aka, expect chapters to finally come out again. I'm not a fraud, I swear.

Bruh. Your story is so funny. Laughed the whole way through.

February 7th.

which side you voting for in the splatfest? (I'm going for money :>)

Breaking news! I'm feeling better than ever, and a new surge of creativity flows within me. On some real shi, I'm great. A lot of stuff is going my way, and recently, the spark that makes me want to write has definitely come back. However comma, I'm taking a step back from the Splatoon story. It's not that I don't love it, I'm just going to really think about what I'm going to do with it. I wanna plan it out instead of just writing all willy nilly. (BTW, I got to top 500 in clam blitz. I'm very proud of myself(I'm going to lose it cause it's the start of the new season)) so, I'm sorry for making promises I can't keep. But, I have special news. I'm working on a new story! I'm really stretching myself thin, but I just love making stuff, man. This one is gonna be an original, yeah. I wanna see what I can do and what I can create. But, I'm still gonna just do what I want. Sorry for yapping your ears off every single time I make an announcement. Hope you have a life as great as mine. 

Hey, guys. It's been a while. I'm doing good and I hope you are, too. I've accepted my future, but obviously, nothing can prepare you for something that big. But, when the time comes, I'll be strong. Like my goat, Kiryu Kazuma. Anyways, the reason I'm making this announcement is for one reason. You can expect at the very least one chapter before the year ends. I've been busy with school and writing a script for a play. Pray fo' me, I wanna get that shit in. There are three chapters I've started, two flashback ones, and THE big chapter. Y'know, the end to the cliffhanger? Anyways, on another note, I love Chromakopia and got box set 9 :3 I also am going to be Akira Nishkiyama for Hallows Eve. Bye, bye!