If you're here, you probably either wanna see more of my stories, or... date me? Either way, I'll spill a bit. I like to make stuff. It's not good, but it's fun. I draw, and I write, and... uhh... I collect stuff from my childhood. Why? Cause I'm a slave to my nostalgia. Oh yeah, I make stupid edits that I don't post anywhere. And... uhh... I'm a chud. My favorite things? Hating, Splatoon, Kill la Kill, Panty and Stocking (The show, not the friggin' undergarments), Littlebigplanet, Yakuza. I suck at talking to people, especially online. That's why I don't respond much. I get nervous. And... one last thing, I guess. I'm a friggin' twink! That's it. Go away and read my shitty stories.
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Amazing news for the unemployed.I've OFFICIALLY gotten thr go ahead from my physical therapist that I have (almost) all my finger mobility back. That men's that I can type like normal again.YAY!In...
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Yap Central.
I just wrote that title cause I thought it sounded cool. :3 Just a shitty diary type thing where I ramble on...