Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

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your freezer is very comfortable

Why are you in my freezer?

now that it's corn season:
          
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlTtLfgJPC8

i am officially one of the knights that say "ni!". i would like a to be bought a shrubbery, one that looks nice, and also not too expensive. ni

have a corn fact:
          
          
          corn is a north american cereal plant that yields large kernels on the cob.
          it is also called a maze because it's easy to get lost in its incredible flavOr
          
          side effects of corn may include: choking         -