Before We Get To Me, Here's Some Advice About Relationships: If you know your love is going to drop the bomb (breaks your heart) drop it first.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytBR7ET_6uU <---- Pure Awesomeness

I was named Firefly. I have no parents, and all I do is gaze at the fireflies as they fly around me and write from my heart on this computer. It's always nightime here, and the fireflies speak to me. They tell me I am the Firefly Guardian. Which is kind of stupid, because I cannot save the fireflies that are dying after you read this. So what kind of guardian am I? I dunno. I am fed with fried chicken, oreos, pringles, and a drink of my choosing. I write what has happened to me in the past and in the present, and put them in books for you people to read. It is sad that I cannot see anybody outside of the world that I live in, so unfortunately (for you) you cannot hunt me down and put me into foster homes, or an orphanage. I have somebody that makes my face turn red when I see her. Her name is Grace. I do everything I can to please her, even though I know her face won't turn red when she's around me. So, anyway, enjoy reading my life that has been turned into a little series for your enjoyment. And if you love fireflies as much as I do, put this on your profile: #AFireflyGuardian
You may click/press my books now. And press the little star thingie too, and the blue button thingie that says "Follow". I wonder if that'll transport you to me...? Or if that'll make you a stalker! Oh! Before I finish this "essay", this is for the people who got to the end and wonders about my age...
I am 13.