If you're reading this, then you have stumbled upon my profile, so hello. This is the part where I tell you about myself, but I don't think I'm all that interesting ... 

Favourite song/band/artist/whatever: Music is the devil's fruit.

Favourite language: German, actually. For its' uniqueness. 

Favourite movie: No.

Favourite TV show: Skins. Any other show rots your head and makes your brain go funny. It's true, ask any head doctor. 

Favourite book: The Bell Jar. And any other classic book. Other than that, I don't read. 

Favourite colour: I don't care about colours that often to care. 

Unique fact: I hate alot of things for various different reasons, but I do like some people. And if I like you, you're pretty special. Because I don't like people.

Unique fact #2: I can speak German. Refer to Favourite Language and you'll see why. Ja, ich bin wirklich, dass Durchschnitts*

Unique fact #3: My birth date is during a random, crappy year, on some random, crappy month, during a random, crappy day.  

Unique fact #4: I'm distantly related to to the 18th century French aristocrat called Cecile DeLacroix, who was beheaded during the French Revolution. Her eyes kept blinking for 14 seconds before she died.

Unique fact #5: My favourite smell is petrol.

Unique fact #6: My dad was so annoyed with me when I got detention at that crappy intermediate school (middle school, for you American dudes) I went to that he literally farted out of anger. Gross. 

*Translation into English for people who don't read/speak German: Yes, I'm really that mean (followed by a crappy attempt at an evil laugh that fails miserably. I know, I'm useless. Sue me)