My dear, fellow waddits,
I have been waiting for you! 

Its a dreary place with you not around so sit and stay a while. There are stories to read and tales to be told in this place you have stumbled so curiously upon, and I do so enjoy the company! If you promise to pay great attention, I will promise to share a great story...

Do not fear...no creatures will find you here in this small, cozy room by this warm, cozy fire...we are well hidden.