Greetings, inhabitants of Planet Terra, System Solaris. As ambassador of the Galactic Council, I have been tasked to observe and gather intelligence of your race, environment and, most importantly, weapons capability.
To ease your fear of me conquering your pathetic planet, I regret to inform you that the MIB (Men in black) have placed in custody for the crime of downloading copyrighted music.
It has been a pleasure communicating with you.
*Note: If you actually believe that, then let me tell you a closely guarded secret. The truth is, i am Santa Claus, and my father is Napoleon.
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