GREETINGS TO ALL! My name is confidential, but you may call me Cow. I'm a bat-sh*t crazy couch potato with a head full of dreams and ideas and stories, with no way to express myself. I write stories in my head constantly, changing and shifting and developing plots and worlds and characters. I'm hoping this will be the place I finally get to let them loose and possibly begin my quest for WORLD DOMINATION! MOO-HAHAHAHA! MOO-HAHAHAHA!