CrabShanty

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fuck dude I really abandoned y'all
          	What have I been doing, you might ask? Well, kinda a lot. Since I moved out to the devil's asscrack I've fostered 5 dogs, not including the ELEVEN PUPPIES one had, rescued four separate cats, lost an entire litter of kittens, started gardening, and discovered the beauty of fungus. Most of the animals I took in were in horrific condition which I won't describe here, so not many of them survived. All eleven pups did tho. Anyway, I'm writing again. New fandoms coming up!

CrabShanty

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fuck dude I really abandoned y'all
          What have I been doing, you might ask? Well, kinda a lot. Since I moved out to the devil's asscrack I've fostered 5 dogs, not including the ELEVEN PUPPIES one had, rescued four separate cats, lost an entire litter of kittens, started gardening, and discovered the beauty of fungus. Most of the animals I took in were in horrific condition which I won't describe here, so not many of them survived. All eleven pups did tho. Anyway, I'm writing again. New fandoms coming up!

CrabShanty

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Bruno: fugo did u eat the cronk
          Fugo: €
          Bruno: ee e e *licks(
          Bruno: what in the everloving fuck did yoh dp to yourself fugo

CrabShanty

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Lemme translate:
            Bruno: Fugo, did you eat the cake?
            Fugo: No.
            Bruno: Lemme see *licks*
            Bruno: What in the everloving fuck did yoh dp to yourself fugo (you taste like cheese)
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CrabShanty

Is almost 3 am and O have no autocorrect babeyd
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CrabShanty

Because fugo comes in thre flavours
            Pn
            Acoota
            Cheedar chesde
            Spur cream and onkln
            Amd one pf the flavljrs is fugonwhan he eatnthe cronk
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