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Welcome to my profile where there is dark humor, dark souls and dark topics. Where we talk about the truth about what the government is hiding from us, with the illuminatti to the dark truths about fidget spinners. Come join us and have some laughs with Code Name: Theory Kids Next Door!
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Okay so you now know of my love of puns and Im not going to say to much because I know the government watches our every move or whatever but HERE are some things about me
-I am Conspiracy Theorist (My mind is always theorizing hopefully if your here yours is too)
-I love puns
-I have more info about me on my 'about the author' part of my book 'Conspiracy theory Alert' although a lot of it is probably incorrect now 😂
-I always ALWAYS respond, I hate it when people dont respond to me, even if it takes me a couple of weeks, i will respond whether its a comment, you email me, or you message me on wattpad, i will respond.
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