'Sir, I admit to your general rule
That every poet is a fool.
But you, yourself, may serve to show it
That every fool is not a poet.'
       -Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Full-time human, aspiring author.  Occasionally poetic. Specializing in arbitrary book updates after lengthy obsession over minor and unimportant story details. Likes caffeine. References include my cat and my mom. Give purpose to my existence and read my stuff.