CrimsonMaiden

NYEEEE I DON'T LIKE THIS NEW UPDATE I CAN'T READ SHIT UNLESS I WAIT FOR THE LONG ASS LOAD. NYEEEE IM FINNA FIGHT THE FAT ROTISSERIE, SHIT SUCKLING, BALDI BASIC, CRUSTY TOED BASTARD THAT DID THIS TO MEEEE

This is what my life has come to... 
          
          Here I am, lying on my bed naked with a purple wolf plush on my belly, listening to Caramelldansen with the fan blowing on me, and burping my abc's in the dark... 
          
          How... 

Ugh... Today, I fucked up my eyeliner so bad, that it took me six tries to get it right. The thing is, I wasn't the only one! My Grandma and my friend also had the same thing happen, SIX TIMES! 
          
          Bruh... Three women fucked up their eyeliner six times... I ain't even joking! 
          666!

I am confused and inlove with the new wattpad update

Okay, lately I've been reading some pokemon fanfics, and its been pissing me off. 
          
          Apparently, people look at the currency as $200 for a pokeball, when they should be looked at as $2.00! Seriously! 
          
          Like, a bottle of water ain't gonna cost hundreds of bucks! Little kids don't carry around $78! Think of each number as a penny guys. 
          
          I swear, my generation is getting dumber each day... Please don't make their same mistakes! 

Oh helli there, babe XD

Oooooof honey OOOOOOF

Why aren't you my friend!?