What if a long time ago the guy who invented French fries was kidnapped by the French king or whatever and would only set him free if he named his invention after his country? And he did but also told him about his other food and the king demanded that to be named after the French too, but it was actually French toast and it was a threat against the French so when he returned to his home country they fought against the French, and he was actually saying that the French would be toast?