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I have been telling stories since the tender age of three, when my parents thought it would be a good idea to gift me with a tape recorder. Little did they know, they would have the "pleasure" of listening to my wild tales. Now, thanks to wondrous advances in technology, I have the ability to share my creations with the world. Don't worry; I'm sure my storytelling has improved over the years.