Why would I desecrate a carcass?
Oh, why let the offal go to waste?
It's love that guides my cleaver with such tenderness
A perfect strike to fix the horror on your face
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CrookedConnoisseur CrookedConnoisseur Jun 24, 2026 01:06AM 
24 hours until Valencina ID. The final piece of the puzzle for the HOS oneshot… (Also I’m planning to finish up and release the Mittlehammer Rodya oneshot tomorrow. If I don’t please yell at me until...
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Stories by CrookedConnoisseur
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Yandere Limbus Company One-Shots by CrookedConnoisseur
Yandere Limbus Company One-Shots
Alternate realities of my main book. Male Reader x Yandere Limbus Company
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Yandere Marvel Rivals x Male Reader by CrookedConnoisseur
Yandere Marvel Rivals x Male Reader
Fitting that this was made during Season 5: Love is War, no?
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SCP - 8671 "Hope" (Yandere SCP x Male Reader} by CrookedConnoisseur
SCP - 8671 "Hope" (Yandere SCP x...
A feeling of expectation and desire for a certain thing to happen. Notably present when circumstances suggest...
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