Great Grandfather, hero of both the Mexican and Civil Wars
Great Grandmother was a full blooded Cherokee Indian 
Grandfather was a drunk who never worked a day in his life
Grandmother was a Saint and Mother of eleven children
Father was extremely hard working and man of Faith in Jehovah
Mother is an extraordinary homemaker and a passionate believer 
Sister is a talented pianist who almost died from an aneurysm   
Spouse is  intelligent, moral, kind, compassionate, faithful, beautiful, patient and the list goes on
My wife is in reality, my best friend
Me, I'm dumber than a coalbucket and psychologically impaired