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Comedy update - march edition 
          
          So a lot of things are happening 
          I'm being put on Financial Aid Probation :')  That's fun <-- sarcastic
          
          anyway I'm trying to get that sorted out lol.  I also want to say that I'm participating in a Tournament too, so I won't be available like 24/7
          
          ...and I also want to find a job.
          
          ...
          
          aaaaand I also want to say that Cookie Run is currently the bane of my existence like how the hell you mess up that much...?????
          
          Anyways that's where I'm standing right now.  Sorry for not updating as much.  It's just that reality is crashing down on me.

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.
          I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!
          When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

Hey  boii , aye checkout  the new ai phon  it even got an ap  to destroy  all opps , wash  dis
          OUUUHHH  DAMM  That's the wronf ❌ fockin ap ❌. Haha   ai phons  ar awsome 

im so burnt out already
          
          and i have to get a job

when i get done with college work im gonna work on pitaya x reader

new part in my art book
          also working on pitaya
          there will be another authors note at the end

hey guys pleading eyes
          my mymmymymymym my
          my art book kinda homeless pls look at it

felt cute working on chapter 18

happy new year guys i forgot to announce that lol

to the point if anyone even mentions forsaken in vc i get sour and my mood shifts genuinely how do people STILL play that fucking game bruh im crine
          
          like the devs are horrible the game is unbalanced af the gameplay gets BORING after a while like PLEASE tell me, if you play it, why tf you still even play it