Hi.

My name is Phoenix🙃

~Slytherin🐍
~Child of Hades☠️
~Scorpio
~✨womankisser✨
~Enby

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Fun facts about me:

~I drank a mouthful of vodka when I was ten just to see what it tasted like ('it was shit; don't do alcohol kids' -the kid who has absolutely no right to talk about these things)
~I really want blue hair
~I once, and I kid you not, accidentally locked myself out of my house and ended up having to climb in through the window (just to clarify I live on the first floor. but I would've still done it if I lived on the leaning tower of Pisa.)
~I performed the entirety of 'God Games' single-handedly under my breath in the middle of a Monday PE lesson. Im pretty sure the teacher heard me.
~I did the Hamilton pose in my class cheerleading dance in front of the whole school
~the only reason I'm still alive is because my existence spites Donald Trump and that makes me happy

Sometimes I sprout crazy shit written by the soul of Shakespeare himself and sometimes my brain shitposts so much I feel like it needs to be shared with the world. All hail tumblr and a03.