Some people call me "That weird girl who does the chicken walk," others say I'm "My best friend," but I'm really just plain old Major, that girl with her group of friends and an Ex-Minecraft obsession. I usually attempt to finish a book, or just hang out with my friends in a skype call. Either way, I feel I am satisfied in life...for now...
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The End Of The World by CumanTehHuman
The End Of The World
Everyone knows that the sun will explode, and humans need to find a new planet to live in. Just as soon as th...
Animal Land by CumanTehHuman
Animal Land
A contest!
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A Polluted Xanth by CumanTehHuman
A Polluted Xanth
Just a short story I wrote for class--Please read, I need feedback!
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