Okay you cunts. 

I've got a LOT of shit to deal with. Not to mention, my new best friend is currently high on whatever the fuck kind of drug this smart-ass gave her, so yeah-laying low with me.

Isn't my life so fun? I get to play hero and put all the motherfuckers back in there place, in hell, to fucking burn after being decapitated-by me, of course.

Oh, you've got such a hard life, huh? Bored out of your God damn mind, laying in your silk sheets, on a expensive computer, wondering oh what, what will become of your shitty, hellish life? So tired, all the friends at school always blowing up your phone, and the parties- so exhausting. 

I pity you. Oh no, you can't have 20 computers, 19 will have to suffice. Well boo-fucking hoo.

Show's over motherfuckers.