Hello everyone who bothers to read this.

98% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are the 1% sitting in a lawn chair with popcorn and 3D glasses, screaming "DO A BACK FLIP!", or the 1% that climbed up and pushed him off the skyscraper, then copy and paste this as your part of your status.

I'm the 1% that would most likely push him off the skyscraper. Or the other 1% with the popcorn and 3D glasses. Sorry to all Justin Bieber fans out there.