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STORY TIME!1!1!1! :DD
okay soooo where tf do i focking start-
Well i was picking papers from the class floor (on my knees, why? Because i can ✨BITCH✨ deal with it✨❤️)
And then My crush decided it was a GREAT idea to act freay/violent infront of his cousin, little sister, little cousin AND MY BEST FRIEND.
he wenr up to my chair, and sat on it AND MADE MAH BITCH ASS LOOK LIKE I WAS BETWEEN HIS LEGS. AND MADE HIS SHORT 4'9 AHH LOOK TALLER AND BIGGER THAN ME- and all that and all he said (While pointing a fineer gun at me and anf having the most commanding voice ever-) "WHERE'S THE GREEN SLIME YOU PROMISED A??"
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EXCUSE ME????
BRO YOU MADE ME ALMOST FOLD
TF YOU MEAN ALL YOU WANTED WAS THAT GREEN CLAY SLIME WANNABE?