DANTHEDOOBY

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i just finished hannibal- holy fucking shit i'm speechless

DANTHEDOOBY

please kill me. my friend went on my phone as a joke and opened wp but i was in the middle of a smut chapter and she read everything ☠️

DANTHEDOOBY

@loveforavacados she tried looking again today so i think i've invoked something in her. me and my other friend were reading smut during lunch and couldn't keep a straight face ☠️
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loveforavacados

@DANTHEDOOBY make her read wattpad. She won’t feel the same 2 weeks later
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DANTHEDOOBY

i'm pissing myself in anger rn because i just completely spoiled this really good mystery book for myself

msmithJones

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@DANTHEDOOBY I fucking love this book as well 
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DANTHEDOOBY

@adoreyoucherryy yes yes yes it is my favourite book atm
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adoreyoucherryy

@danthedooby would you recommend it??
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DANTHEDOOBY

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fucking shit- i was trying to find this online movie website and i typed the url in wrong. it sent me to this dirty website where the first thing i see is a stock image of a girl giving a bj. i'm in literal shock rn.

DANTHEDOOBY

@0lasciamivivere0 BUT NOW IM LAUGING TOO
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DANTHEDOOBY

just watched the my policeman trailer, i really want to watch the movie when it comes out

DANTHEDOOBY

not yet, is there anywhere I can read it for free?
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loveforavacados

@DANTHEDOOBY OMG YESSSS!!! have you read the book?
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