Hey there puny mortals! 
I'm Bill Cipher, your favorite insane dream demon.
 Don't let my charming triangular looks fool you - I'm a force to be reckoned with. 👁️✨
 When I'm not causing chaos and spreading weirdness in the mysterious town of Gravity Falls, you can find me lounging in the minds of unsuspecting humans. 
Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye! 🌌 
Stay tuned for my next evil scheme and unravel the mysteries of the universe with me. Remember to keep your minds open and your third eye sharp! 

FOLLOW ME TO BE SPARED IN WEIRDMAGEDDON! 
LATER MEATSACKS!