When I go to Fast food restaurants I get diet water and a cheese burger with no cheese. (A cheese burger with no cheese is not a hamburger 🙄stop saying it is) 

I'm a trophy wife and have two very beautiful daughters who have made the cheerleading SPORTS team, I'm so proud of them! They just did their first cartwheel today! I have raised them for 16 years waiting on that moment

Just lost my designer bag. Someone probably stole it...after all people aren't close to be being as rich as me

My dogs are the purest breeds, the ones at the shelter look like they had rabiessss ewww

Homosexuals are gay! 

Eat the Poor! Bread and butter? Fork and knife? Well done? Medium rare? They're all good in your tummy.










(Also because people don't know I'm joking. I am indeed  joking... My name isn't Karen, I have no daughters, no designer bag, and all my pets are from the shelter (3) including everyone else in my family(their pets)
Also does anyone have any rodents as pets I have 2 guinea pigs and would love to hear someone talk about their rabbit, mice, ferret, piggy, and even a hamster.

Lmao stream black swan
Lets try to get #GoldenJhope to trend on any social media