Hola~

My pseudonym is Dahlia Derbyshire/Derby, but if I like you enough you can just call me Erin. My choices for my future career are as shown: esteemed writer or a graphic designer. I don't know which one I like more, I guess I could always do writing as a hobby. That being said, I do in fact make my book covers myself. (Not the pictures, just the cover.) And NO, I will NOT make you one so don't ask.

If you want to hook me in with your story, I've only got one word for you: horror. If it's about horror that makes it a definite read for me. (Though I do warn you, if it sucks don't expect me to read past the first two paragraphs.) Keep that in mind when asking me for a critique, if you want so good, honest, down-to-earth opinions about your story be prepared for a storm; I put all my effort into reviews to make things better, and I'm not going to fluff it up just to seem "nice". I've got one word to describe fluff: pointless. Hey, you asked for it. Don't come crying or whining when you hear something you don't like. Instead, take that and cradle it, considering the possibilities. When I give advice, it's always to make something better, not worse.

If you like me and my writing, well good golly gracious, good for you! However, be prepared for prolonged updates and avid laziness on my part. Not all writers can be the "Oh, I update once every Tuesday!" person who is annoyingly perky on Wattpad. (No offense if you are, in fact, a writer who updates regularly.)