I don't want to do this...no one reads this...but I'll do it anyways.
Hello, my name is Dahlia.
Now, it's not actually my real name, but you never know, it could be close.
I think I'm forgetting something.
Hold on, let me sit for a minute while I remember and think of something awesome to write so you'll think I'm cool....
Oh wait, now I remember!
...I don't care, lol.
Like, I know a lot of people are always saying 'I don't care what you think!' 
For me, I act like I don't care, but deep, deep down, I still don't care.
Anyways, if you want to flame about my writing, feel free, but be prepared to have it thrown back in your face.
Oh, and for those of you who like my writing, or comment and vote on my stuff...you guys are the real MVP.
I love you guys. 
...Really, you're the best.
So, yeah, I'm off to kill some zombies or whatever...anyone who wants to join me, just raise your right hand and shout FOR NARNIA!!! on my message board.