I am but a token college fleck on the butt-cheek of an angry planet.

UPDATE: I'm now I college dropout and I want to die.

I write to keep myself breathing.

I write poetry, particularly stupid humor, reference pieces, writing tools, life advice, slice of life, and horror.

I do commissions. Just hmu. No one ever has so pricing might be negotiable and goofy.

Don't be afraid to message me. I don't bite.

If you just want to be nice and give me a dollar or something, my CashApp is $ArborealMusing.
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  • JoinedSeptember 18, 2020


Stories by DamnJWalker
Red Flags by DamnJWalker
Red Flags
As a past-victim of dating violence, I am writing this comprehensive guide, based on my own experience, so th...
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The End of Walker Road by DamnJWalker
The End of Walker Road
The walkway is steep and the road, unfriendly; but the passage of time pities not, nor terries.
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Flightless by DamnJWalker
Flightless
A collection of poetry about coping with the modern world.
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