I am but a token college fleck on the butt-cheek of an angry planet.

UPDATE: I'm now I college dropout and I want to die.

I write to keep myself breathing. 

I write poetry, particularly stupid humor, reference pieces, writing tools, life advice, slice of life, and horror.

I do commissions. Just hmu. No one ever has so pricing might be negotiable and goofy.

Don't be afraid to message me. I don't bite.

If you just want to be nice and give me a dollar or something, my CashApp is $ArborealMusing.