❝voldemort is pretty fit, to be honest.❞
    ❝i already look like voldemort.❞
    ❝i would bang voldemort.❞

dan (see also, @bloodquills) 
 ⇢ vicious sinnamon roll who loves game of thrones, being a meme & the marauder's era a little too much. the epitome of daniel james howell. 

phil (see also, @acciodan) 
 ⇢ precious smol donut who loves musicals, grey's anatomy & memes a little too much. the epitome of philip michael lester.