ᶻz ◜ Come here, my beloved grandchild!
For today, I bring you... SHOCKING NEWS! Your dear parent—who you have so lovingly called "Mom"—is, in fact, the one, the only... DAD!
Yes, yes, I know, it’s hard to believe. The title of "Mom" was simply a clever disguise! But fear not! I will correct the record, so from now on, you may refer to him as Dad, the legend.
Cue the applause! Ù-Ú