I write humorous stories, essays, tweets and short videos with a scientific bent. 

Science and humor?

Surely, those two don't go together!

Actually, in my mind, they do. What better way to explain the complexity, absurdity and insanity of the cosmos? 

Read on.

And visit my website where you'll find all sorts of other astounding musings covering everything from my nerdy father to why you should think twice before traveling over 1,000 miles to see a solar eclipse lasting 1 minute and 50 seconds to why it's not a good idea to send Kim Kardashian into outer space.

Really.