Me: *has bad memory, forgets studies, birthdays, friends' siblings' existence, friends' names, THE NATIONAL ANTHEM (no seriously, my bro was singing it today and I'm like oh that's familiar but idk the lyrics--), etc.*
Also me: Oshiete yo, shiete yo, sono shikumi wo~ (aka remembers lyrics of songs that are in a different language - Japanese)
LOLLLL