Hello. 

I am a raging bisexual with problems.

She/Her.  
If you are homophobic, racist, sexist, or transphobic, get off my lawn.

"Are you an idiot?"
"...Obviously"

" So what should you think I should do? "
"Get some fucking therapy."

"Please don't be mean to me, I'll cry. Do you want to  see me cry? No"

"I need a cup of coffee and a hug, instead I got anxiety and an energy bar."

"I ain't got time for haters, I'm too busy being fabulous"

Do you know what the best thing in the whole entire world is?  Consent. 

How you doin you beautiful sheep?