This is the part where I'm supposed to tell you some exciting tidbit about myself.

Something like...

I'm a multi-award winning author with a PhD in Creative Neuro-engineering. That I moonlight for NASA, invented the self-eating pie, and once saved the life of Chinese prime minister, Li Keqiang. 

But really, I'm just a recluse hiding out in the sheep infested hills of Wales who likes to write stuff.

Hi.