What is this french fry doing in Wattpad? 

I'm currently looking for my best friend Burger--some hungry human might've zapped here and held him hostage. But before I go superhero and save him, I'd like to read and explore the wonderful world of Wattpad--let's just hope nothing happens to him.

This fry is a carnivore, too. I eat fellow fries. I got arrested once for eating my cousin. I DID IT OUT OF LOVE~.